Denver Airport Now Mysteriously Top-Rated Airport in America
If you fly through Denver often, now you can say you've been to the top-rated airport in America.
I saw this new ranking mentioned on Thrillist. Their story is actually referring to a new Wall Street Journal thing (subscription required) that rates all of the airports in America. Thrillist said they called it the "Mile High Miracle". OK, then.
Why is Denver International Airport rated as better than any other airport in the country? No one knows for sure, but I believe the talking gargoyle is a part of it.
As you might imagine, the conspiracy theorists think they know why DIA is rated number one.
Could it be that the Wall Street Journal was given a membership in the secret bunker under DIA when the apocalypse begins? Maybe if you follow Denver International on Twitter, you'll get in. Probably not.