I have found a most unique story about what happened to a guy in Kennewick, Washington. It’s being reported that his truck was stolen while he was across the street allegedly robbing a store. You cannot make this stuff up.

Here’s what the Kennewick Police Department shared on their Facebook page. It’s video of the alleged thief’s truck being (*ahem*) stolen.

This happened on August 25 and they still haven’t found his stolen truck yet. The police mentioned in the status that this genius left his keys on the seat while he was allegedly committing a robbery himself. Thanks for being you, Washington state.

This also marks the first time in the history of my life that I am speechless. No words.

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